The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Funny is an attitude.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.