With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.