I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.