Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.