[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail.
Fran LebowitzI'm not a Communist. I'm an American. I'm a capitalist. I mean, I'm not a very good capitalist, myself. I'm not very good at it, but it's not that I'm not for capitalism. But people who believe in things like corporate citizenship, it's idiotic. I mean, it shows you're an idiot.
Fran LebowitzI have a hard time writing. Most writers have a hard time writing. I have a harder time than most because I'm lazier than most. I don't want to brag, but I'm the laziest person I have ever known.
Fran LebowitzTolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.
Fran Lebowitz