Your grandparents did not endure the indignities of a steerage journey to Ellis Island so that you could stand outside a discothèque and beg a wallpaper designer to take you in with him.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

Never judge a cover by its book.

I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.

Frenchman: Germans with good food.