I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran LebowitzI walk a lot in New York, not for the exercise but to get from place to place, and because it's the way of having the least contact with human beings.
Fran LebowitzThe good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.
Fran LebowitzWe live in a culture where everyone is perfectly willing to do this [to make a lot of money], and they're just looking for the opportunity. Obviously, a person who is really dumb is not gonna make a zillion dollars. But for a person who is really smart, really smart, it's a boring pursuit. It's not endlessly fascinating.
Fran Lebowitz