When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

If there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful.

Favorite animal: steak.

Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian.

For the movie review columns, I always knew exactly what I was going to write about - the movies.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?