Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. It makes growing up genuinely worthwhile. I am quite well aware of the hazards of smoking. Smoking is not a healthful pastime, it is true. Smoking is indeed no bracing dip in the ocean, no strenuous series of calisthenics, no two laps around the reservoir. On the other hand, smoking has to its advantage the fact that is a quiet pursuit. Smoking is, in effect a dignified sport.
Fran LebowitzThere's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.
Fran LebowitzIf I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than I am.
Fran Lebowitz