Never allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn't known you long enough.
Think before you speak. Read before you think.
Never judge a cover by its book.
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
I am not... totally unreceptive to colour providing it makes its appearance quietly, deferentially, and without undue fanfare.