Do not approach with anything even resembling assurance a restaurant that moves.

I used to love to write. As a child I used to write all the time. I loved to write up until the second I got my first professional writing job. It turns out it's not that I hate to write. I hate, simply, to work.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered. It takes it out of you. It's very psychically wearing not to write - I mean if you're supposed to be writing.

Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

There is nothing more mine than my writing, nothing I'm more proprietary about.