While clothes with pictures and/or writing on them are not entirely an invention of the modern age, they are an unpleasant indication of the general state of things. ... I mean, be realistic. If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?

New York was always more expensive than any other place in the United States, but you could live in New York - and by New York, I mean Manhattan. Brooklyn was the borough of grandparents. We didn't live well. We lived in these horrible places. But you could live in New York. And you didn't have to think about money every second.

No one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.

The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food.

The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.

China is not a great idea: capitalism and a dictator. It's like the two worst possible things you could imagine together. It's a very bad idea.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy