It would also have been helpful to have gone to a Catholic grammar school. The only people who know grammar are those people who went to Catholic grammar school. Those nuns beat it into them.

Writing is so hard. Why would you be a writer if you weren't really good at it? If you could be anything else, why would you be a writer?

Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.

If you feel the urge to write, just lie down and read a book: it will pass.

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

There is nothing more mine than my writing, nothing I'm more proprietary about.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.