Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered. It takes it out of you. It's very psychically wearing not to write - I mean if you're supposed to be writing.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

No one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.