If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal.
Fran LebowitzMost writers write too much. I have the exact opposite problem. I feel I could write almost anything in a paragraph. I have a natural ability to condense, and so I often think, "Are you kidding me? Five thousand words? How am I gonna make 5,000 words out of that?"
Fran LebowitzCheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.
Fran LebowitzWhat I can't be is monogamous. That tends to upset people. I just don't like domestic life.
Fran Lebowitz