People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.
I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.
Hey, I work one full hour a day!
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.
I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.