A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."
Frank CarsonI have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
Frank CarsonThere was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.
Frank Carson