There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."
I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy.
A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here."
This is Frank Carson, News at Ten, Sober.
The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.
I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."