An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
Frank CarsonA man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."
Frank CarsonThere was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.
Frank Carson