There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.

Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.