America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
Frank CarsonA man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."
Frank CarsonFrank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
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