A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.

My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.

People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list?

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."

A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.