My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
Frank CarsonI don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank CarsonA man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."
Frank CarsonThere were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.
Frank Carson