I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
Frank CarsonI've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
Frank CarsonI was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."
Frank CarsonMy idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
Frank Carson