Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York