Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.