Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.