A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.