Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.