Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.