Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.