In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.