Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.

A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.