The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.