It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.