In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.