Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.