It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.