Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.