A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York

Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.