A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.