A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.