A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.