So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.