There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

You're baloney without the mayo.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?

Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity