Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.

He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.