The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!

People are just waiting around to get certified.