Chaos breeds life, while order breeds success.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes

In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.