Chaos breeds life, while order breeds success.

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

Too much truth is uncouth.

In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.