Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin P. AdamsAnd of all glad words of prose or rhyme, The gladdest are Act while there yet is time
Franklin P. AdamsAs we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.
Franklin P. Adams