When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

Conscience: A small, still voice that makes minority reports.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

You do not know what you can miss before you try.