There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Chaos breeds life, while order breeds success.

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.