Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other.