Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.
If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door.
In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.
Too much truth is uncouth.
I am easily influenced. Compared with me a weather vane is Gibraltar.
Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.