Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.

And of all glad words of prose or rhyme, The gladdest are Act while there yet is time

Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.

If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.