Money isn't everything, but lack of money isn't anything.

Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for to-morrow-- Here's to the Fourth and our country forever.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes