Money isn't everything, but lack of money isn't anything.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.

In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other.