After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.