I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose