I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.