I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.
Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.