All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.