California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.