California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.