I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
Fred AllenCocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
Fred AllenThree million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.
Fred Allen