He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.