Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.