I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.