What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.