I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.