He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.