I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

Hush, little bright line, don’t you cry You’ll be a cliché by and by.

It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.