My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.
If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.