She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.