The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.