Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.