Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.

The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.