California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.