Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.

She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.